About KURE SUCK

In the beginning there was a bird.
The bird lived a life not much different from any other bird or person. It was in fact both a bird and a person. It was a bird-person. A person-bird.

A Bird Themed VTuber, occasionally called a "Plap"Tuber. Semantics aside, for simplicity she shall be referred to as simply "bird".

The bird was supposedly a "love bird", but through multitude of trials and discoveries lasting months of research and interrogation, all performed live on air by an advanced team of online detectives, known as Twitch Chat, it was proven that the bird is in fact just a seagull in disguise.

The bird streamed a variety of things - games, art... mostly just yapping. In hindsight - an obvious sign of being a seagull.

The page KureSuck dot com was created during one of her infamous streams. In the summer of 2024 as an immediate result of a taunt by one of the members of Twitch Chat (Beebsis) on a stream hosted by LittleFarii, the aforementioned seagull VTuber, Jump3R (owner and creator of this appreciation site) bought the domain and started curating the appreciation page under the ironic name KURE SUCK.

 

Kuremensu, simply referred to as Kure, is a valued member of Team Fae. The team is comprised of Team Leader (and seagull extraordinaire currently cosplaying as a love bird-girl dwarf) Fae, her trusted sidekick and canine companion Iggy the German Spitz, and last but not least of course - the man of the hour - Kure.
In that order of importance, according to our investigators at Twitch Chat.
 

This site itself is meant as nothing but an overly elaborate joke, while simultaneously functioning as an appreciation outlet for Kure fan(s).

Kure does all the important tasks within the Team Fae, like cleaning up after Fae, fixing problems, keeping Fae alive, finding solutions and being dunked on live on stream by the Twitch Chat.
But they do that lovingly, so it's fine, I decided.

 

The admin of this page is Jump3R [ˈdʒʌmpə] not to be confused with a person who jumps or a sweatshirt.

For more information, or to submit a request to add more appreciation elements to celebrate Kure, go to Fae's Twitch when she's live, using the link at the bottom of the page. Joining the Discord also helps.

Ask for Jump3R (aka Sir Jump3R, aka MPJump3R, aka M.P. Jump3R)